Basson Effect

When you cannot tell if a girl is hot or not. Attractiveness could depend on the day, outfit, time, or mental status.

Jami is the best example of the basson effect, she is hot but so chopped at the same time!
She’s such a basson.

by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026

playing basson

a code-word for female scissoring

Me and Natalie are playing basson later

by MR. P12EZIDENT January 2, 2011

Pasok Bason

A Filipino slang which is the accurate equivalent of "Leroy Jenkins". Also used as a battle cry before going in blindly without regards to safety.

PAAAAASOOOOK BAAAAASOOOOOONNNN!! (pasok bason) Is what that guy shouted before he died.

by aurelionistaken November 23, 2018

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

maddox batson

American song writer and singer

Maddox Batson, I don't like you anymore

by robstown16 February 7, 2025

Pulling a bason

When you make the greatest play, but make the straightest face. Ever.

Wow Phillip, why are you pulling a bason when you scored the winning goal?

by George Dang November 14, 2016