Someone who is comepeltely obsessed with Bam Margera and copies his style/how he acts/what he does/how he speaks/etc. Not all HIM/CKY fans are Bamtards and not all people who like Bam are Bamtards.
Person 1: HIM is the best band ever!
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::
by Soul On Fire August 24, 2006
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Get the Baltasar mug.A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.
Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.
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Wow, that was so bantasmagorical!!!
by The Banterclaus October 21, 2010
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"Did you hear what happened to Oli in Shelina's room?"
"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"
"I'm not sure I want to, if it's as bantasgusting as last time"
by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009
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