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Beef Barnacles

A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
The last time I banged a street whore I ended up with beef barnacles.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.
That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.
by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005
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Barney Cannon

When a cock ring is on so tight your dick turns purple like a big purple dinasaur and right before climax you laugh like Barney and your girl turns around and you pull the cock ring off . Then blow it on her face hence the cannon
I was gave this chick the Barney Cannon last night.
by Mr cannon June 8, 2009
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The Barna

When your having sex with a girl while wearing her panties.
Dude I totally Barna'd that chick. or I'm going to give her The Barna
by Roast-Beef November 2, 2008
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Slap In The Barnyard

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.
"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"
by Slappy Cakey August 6, 2014
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Barnaby

Barnaby is an epic gamer
Barnaby
by SATANBLOODCUMFART November 4, 2019
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Barney Bunch

A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles from the Rugrats but also Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald (who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget, Zac Efron, Tila Tequila, and Chris Crocker. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode and YouTube Poop.
Check out my new Barney Bunch video, "Drew Pickles Gets Gay with Ronald McDonald!"
by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008
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