Westboro Baptist Church

professional trolls that don't actually believe anything they say.

westboro baptist church: god hates faggots *gets punched, lawsuit follows, free moneys*

problem america?

by Jonermcjonsephjonesjonemcmcjon July 18, 2011

Westboro baptist church

A significant proportion of the population (not many, but enough people) spend their school days whipping other kids, sneering in their faces, tearing up their copybooks, beating up anyone they can while still looking righteous and popular and generally doing everything they can to crush the spirit out of anyone they can get away with so treating. Fortunately, most of them have the grace to leave this childhood unpleasantness behind in due course, and become people of fairness, maturity and integrity who are man or woman enough to, at the very least, apologise to their former victims. And mean it.

And then, alas, there are a pathetic few like the Phelps clan.

Various forms of behaviour unworthy of the most intelligent species on the planet are exemplified, to take two examples, by schoolyard bullies, and by the Westboro Baptist Church.

by Fearman August 6, 2007

Landover Baptist

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.

Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005

Baptist door

The back door of a liquor store in the Bible Belt open to the public. Baptists typically use this door to buy booze without being sighted by members of their congregation/family members

Thank God the Corner Store changed their back door to a Baptist door. I was tired of driving to the ghetto to buy booze

by bbbeeeaaasssttt October 29, 2010

Baptised Butthole

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013

Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.

Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.

by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church

A joke of a church that believes that America is gonna suffer in the eternal flames of hell for accepting homosexuality. Originating from Topeka,Kansas, they are usually found at funerals of fallen soldiers desecrating the flag and protesting how their death was punishment us not being Intolerant homophobic rednecks.

jim: did you see those nutjobs from the Westboro Baptist Church on the news today?
billy: nah i dont got time for stupid jackasses like them

by Mr.Remoter November 14, 2011