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Baticularneosis

The scientific name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of wing-like protrusions from your back.
Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.

"Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."
by swimmachamp94 January 13, 2010
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baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.
Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers
by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017
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Baptism for the dead

A doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by Mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized.
1 CORINTHIANS 15:22&29,
22) Just as in Adam all die, so also in Christ all will be made alive.
29) Otherwise, what will they do who practice BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD, if the dead are not to be raised? What then would be the point of being BAPTIZED FOR THE DEAD?
by Ellen G. White May 14, 2009
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Double Baltic

^ The Definition Above This One Says It All ^

Double Baltic
by S.S Pepe August 14, 2020
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Westboro Baptist Church

A crazy bunch of people based out of Topeka Kansas who believe that God hates America because of tolerance of homosexuality. They protest at events such as military funerals, and were going to picket the funeral of the little girl killed at the Tuscon shooting (where Gabby Giffords was shot) and that the Amish girls killed in the shooting in Pennsylvania deserved to die. They picket anywhere they can and drag their kids into a life of hatred, holding signs such as 'Thank God for 9/11' and believe anyone outside their church tolerates homosexuality and is just plain going to hell.
"You've raised your fat brat to hate the Lord and you tolerate fags, so you and your brat are going to hell"-actually said by Shirley Phelps, daughter of the preacher at Westboro Baptist Church
by lizzysparkles July 1, 2011
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Baptidome

Insanely large church. If it's not bigger than the mall, it doesn't fully glorify Jeebus.
On Sunday in Houston, the show will be at the Baptidome.
by dougules February 24, 2008
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Bantichrist

A Bantichrist is someone who manages to kill a conversation that has good banter. Their mere presence may create an awkward, perhaps even angry, silence.
Guy 1: "Hey, guys, knock knock!" The Bantichrist: "Someone get the door!" *Silence* Guy 1: "Ahem..."
by Gillyboy June 8, 2010
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