route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.

"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"

by BogMorris July 11, 2019

Barry Big Bollocks

Nickname for anyone who belives they have skills and intelligence greater than reality would suggest.
This person would arrogantly boast about thier greatness to anyone who listens unaware of the fact that they are in fact self deluded and worthless.

Look at that fucking loser, giving it large like barry big bollocks

by dregj September 3, 2012

bollocks

The most useful word in the English language.

Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"

Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:

Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"

Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"

Me:-"Oh bollocks"

by Fon March 22, 2005

monkey bollocks

A silly silly person

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.

by DomDog October 3, 2003

The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003

dog's bollocks (the)

British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.

"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004

Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002