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Monkey-Double-back-flip

Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.
Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,

Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)

Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
by Bro-Grim July 27, 2019
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Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.
by mstar1337 July 15, 2020
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El backflipo

When you are Gooping n' Gunking so hard, that you defy your center of Gravity
Charlie: ¨That deserves a low ceiling El Backflipo *does a minecraft backflip*
by enderhonest April 18, 2023
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Blackflip

The African American version of a backflip.

In competitive gymnastics, only worth 3/5 the points of an actual backflip.
Even though James performed an excellent blackflip, he was only rewarded part credit.
by ScaryMusic March 29, 2009
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El Backflipo

When you are goopin, gunkin, and sludgin so much that you backflip in spanish
Charlie: ¡Estoy baboso! Esto merece un a
el backflipo! (I am slimeing! This deserves an

el backflipo!)
by LukeTheNuke May 2, 2023
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backflirt

The act of liking older instagram/facebook posts in order to convey romantic or sexual interest
"Omg, my crush Joe just backflirted a picture of me from 137 weeks ago! He's totally into me."
by maleducadagutfreak July 18, 2016
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elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround

a large animal with a elephants body three sets of t-rex arms, a pair of sea turtle flippers, a elephants trunk that has a beak on the end. Its teeth are made from corn on the cob which usually break while eating its main food source of peanuts and popcorn cornels unless its the third day of the week in which it only eats fluff-an-nutter sandwiches. It has two holes in its forehead one that dispenses pez while the other shoots toothpaste for defense. Beware it can also shoot mouthwash on request. you can usually find these 30 ft behemoths lurking in closets of young children, and while burrowing in the sand while on the beach. This beastie is attracted by the sounds of couples doing the reverse wraparound painted seagull twist(look up if not familiarized with words). All in all this animal is certainly one of gods greatest accomplishments of all time that we contiue to learn from each and every day.
Wow Avi I was at the beach this weekend giving my girl the reverse wraparound painted segull twist when a elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround popped out and joined us.
by aceswild13 April 1, 2008
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