bumhole basher

A gang that Bashes someone’s bumhole

Lol

The bumhole basher gang will come for you

by Jack boy 90 August 14, 2021

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Bumhole boogey

doing a girl in the bum and dancing at the same time

"bumhole boogey", anal whilst doing the macarena

by Snakey Baby September 6, 2011

Bumhole Bullseye

The Bumhole Bullseye is a game you play where an individual lays face down ass spread and the group takes turns throwing dildos trying to get a bullseye

I wanted to play darts with a hooker but she suggested we play Bumhole Bullseye instead.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.

DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something

by Jesters4life September 30, 2018

Bumhole Wilkins

The coolest stream there ever was. Has the best set up and alerts. Amazing at skits and has luscious luscious locks

It’s bumhole Wilkins mother F***** what’s up, I got a spongebob iPod up in the club

by anonymous April 26, 2022