Bret

Just a normal guy who is living in Germany whit a big heart and sense of justice. he also finds it very nice and funny what is written about him on the internet

Who names his kid Bret? WTF???

by therealbret August 5, 2020

Bretted it

Taking things too far.

Larry: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of the cave this morning".

Brett: "You must have woke up on the wrong side of your mom this morning."
Robbie: "You just Bretted it."

by Brett's Mom August 13, 2011

Bret

Fat ass that is 210 pounds and likes to hate on everyone . He cares more about himself than anyone else and will never ask u for nudes

That Bret is so big !

by Dabank October 13, 2023

Bret

Your Bret is so evident in the public environment that it is only necessary to point the green aura that possesses the unclean aura and now u must take accountability by being appointed by the name of what u viciously exert.

Omg stop talking u bret.

by yourbludclartmudda April 7, 2023

Bret Baier

adjective; a person who looks or acts like superman.

"Woah man, that's so Bret Baier of you!"
"You've been doing so many heroic things lately. That's incredibly Bret Baier!"

by emliastoenails April 5, 2022

BRET

Bret is only for Spartanburg people used as term or a saying for different things

Homie friend cousin mom anybody

Bret just chill or Bret you Ian even mean to do that shit or Bret they tried to lock my ass up or Bret ass was tripping last night

by Jayla rodriguez February 17, 2022

Bretting

To cum in your pants when overly excited by a woman’s presence.

My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.

by Jae Larsen October 9, 2025