buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"

Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!

by Mama Geri March 14, 2006

Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011

New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.

My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.

by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch

1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!

by Nick D February 18, 2003