Bill Clinton

To lie and commit perjury before a federal grand jury.

Holy shit, that witness just Bill Clintoned.

by ToTheBone March 07, 2015

Bill Clinton

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.

Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.

by Red January 30, 2005

bill clinton

Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!

Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.

by Partisan Milne March 20, 2006

Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!

Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!

by BigBird1017 March 19, 2008

Bill Clinton

the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich

proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows

If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?

by Norm MacDonald January 15, 2005

Bill Clinton

- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake.
- A blowjob

Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.

Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!

by I just don't give a damn April 13, 2007

Bill Clinton

The closest we've ever had to a black president.

Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.

by Woobie May 28, 2005