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New Jersey Bachelor's Degree

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.
by Poor_Woobie February 11, 2009
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Bachelor Muscles

Refers to the forearm muscles. This is because these muscles get plenty of work when you are a bachelor without a woman.
Guy 1: "Man, my forearms are killing me after rock climbing yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Not me, my bachelor muscles are in tip-top condition these days!"
by carson65 September 15, 2009
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vanilla bachelor

Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.

Antonym: chocolate daddy.
What's up my vanilla bachelor!?

Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.
by jigajigajoo October 10, 2011
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bitchelerette

Means bachelorette; single bitches who loves anything up their tight ass but strictly no marriage.
Rose: Hi, I'm Rose and I'm a lawyer.
Maggie: *giggles* Interesting. I'm Bitchelerette and I'm drinking!
by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006
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bachelor's steak

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!
by Hannah "Mixmaster" Mathew July 11, 2011
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toxic bachelor

Men who remain single past 40*.

They can be grouped in following two broad categories:

1) Those who are always looking for the next best thing, due to some underlying issue that prevents them from forming a long term relationship. OR,
2) The ones who have a Peter Pan complex and just never want to grow up.

Most of these toxic bachelors seriously consider settling down once they have a mid-life crisis and see the writing on the wall. Then they try to get married in a hurry to have kids, and to ensure their own immortality through their offspring.

*40 is a race-dependent number. Asians can be considered toxic bachelors if they remain single past 31.
by TheKeyur March 18, 2012
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Bachelor

an unmarried man; single, most of the time the ultimate player, a womans dream man.
A flirt on almost every occasion.
"He is such a bachelor look at him around all these girls"
by bootywarrior August 21, 2013
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