From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1
Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."
Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."
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Oh yeah.... You see the Japanese claim (baltimization) increases sexual potency ten-fold. They call it "paw paw-paw zaawwwww."
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Basim gets alot of bitches and has a very cute smile. He loves to get fly and get money. He likes to stay to himself half the time and also has a very A1 vibe.
Basim is very popular.
by Zya March 24, 2020
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Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"
Example 2
Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"
Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"
Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"
Example 2
Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"
Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"
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Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead
by Dragor July 9, 2016
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Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!
He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.
Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!
He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.
by superdawge September 12, 2009
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Criminal 2: No, it's a bat with a sombrero on it.
Criminal 3: Don't you guys know? Batmang and Brobin are on their way. Let's scram.
Criminal 2: No, it's a bat with a sombrero on it.
Criminal 3: Don't you guys know? Batmang and Brobin are on their way. Let's scram.
by The_Lufasa November 8, 2011
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