B.F.T.

Butt Fuck Texas. Way out in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not going there, that place is way out in B.F.T.dude!!!

by synt@x December 14, 2008

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.W

Built for war

"bring it on man, im totally b.f.w right now"

by yeeeeeeeeeaaaashawty July 27, 2009

B.F.S.

The B.F.S. is the Big Fucking Santa that stands in the Lake in Newtonville MA, right next to the Dunkies. They put it up September and he is there until April. There is no missing him since he stands 80 feet tall.
Who knows where they store that Bastard?

Stupid Bimbo: How do I get back to my car? I think I left it at the bar.

McKay: Take a right outta here and then bank a left at the B.F.S. and the bar is 2 miles up on the right. See ya!

by Robert Orr October 18, 2006

B.F.A.

Big Fat Ass. A person who has a gigantic ass beyond the level of bubble butt, a full-blown fatass's doublewide ass. Usually refers to women, especially blacks, hispanics, and soccer moms.

The cushion of Paul's chair had been completely blown through by a B.F.A.

by Herman_Merman January 2, 2009

B.F.B.

Big Fuckin' Bag, it is the largest bag available, used for more inventory space

Used in World Of Warcraft

TinySenyor: I just bought a B.F.B. for more inventory space

by Asidbath February 2, 2007

B.F.T.B

Big Fat Titty Balls - A term to describe large breasts or big fat tits.

"Looka dat chick, she's got BFTB's!!!!!"

by Benderover August 23, 2005