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Autistic

If you're autistic, you are a certified cool guy.

- Yours truly, an autistic person.
Who invented the computer? An autistic person. Who discovered gravity? An autistic person. Who created the highest-grossing media franchise? An autistic person.

We are too powerful.
by BX56 June 18, 2022
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automatic

Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.
by DaBoss November 28, 2006
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autistic aids

When your autism is so bad that it causes you to have a special type of AIDS. The AIDS combines with your autism to make you the stupidest fuck that ever existed in the world. If you have autistic AIDS, you're not just regular stupid, you're a waste of fucking Oxygen stupid. The stupidity manifests itself not only through academics, but in social interactions and behaviors.
This Polish kid in my Medical Interventions class is such a fucking c***. He made me do the entire lab report by myself when he jerked off to gay squirrel porn. His autistic AIDs is fucking contagious.
by Gul Dukat April 24, 2017
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autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate
by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016
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autistic

Although I'm autistic, I will be graduating from college next month, and I know alot about music.
by Karen Stickney May 21, 2006
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automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.
Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
by Avocado7 January 5, 2017
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Automatic Freedom Dispenser

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."
by aeouhtns November 9, 2011
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