Auto-flapper

A woman who unknowingly gets her dress caught in the car door and proceeds on – her garment flapping in the wind.

“Hey, check-out the auto-flapper in the car beside us. I wonder if we should honk and point.”

by Johntoo September 5, 2009

auto fellatio

The act of sucking your own cock

I heard Rob could do auto fellatio. Pretty weird shit.

by Himura February 22, 2004

Auto-mail

A type of prosthetic used in the Fullmetal Alchemist world, which is the best manga/anime to have ever existed. Could be just a replacement arm, or even a shotgun/machinegun/missile launcher for your leg. Maybe just a new finger? Who knows? It can replace any thing.

"Oh no! My d@#$ got bitten off by a dog!"
"Don't worry, get an auto-mail d@#$ to repace it!"

by Glitch in the System388 October 4, 2008

Auto Dad

someone who has become a dad (auto dad) from Dating a MILF

Tokenss: Hey Neng, hey Scape i just became a auto dad for the 11th time this week, The next MILF is Ultimamom wooooo

by ScapeClone December 20, 2008

auto-hate

To automatically hate because of a person's social status, neighborhood or school. This term is usually reserved for the more privileged in society.

I went to Westmont High, but I tell people I grew up in the South lands so they don't auto-hate me.

by fonzyboy June 13, 2008

auto erect

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect

by T2kizz September 27, 2015

Auto-fucked

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.

Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.

by uneazy-e January 5, 2011