autoethnography

A qualitative approach of the researchers own reflection on personal experiences.

To provide an understanding of my own personal experiences I will use Autoethnography research.

by Ameliacox November 20, 2018

Autodoofen

Dr. Doofenshmirtz when he finally ends himself without an inator.

Perry the platypus came barging in and found Dr. Doofenshmirtz on the ground, he had done an autodoofen, leaving Perry the platypus to masturbate alone.

by The Professor of sadness February 16, 2021

autodeletamation

the automatic, yet completely subconscious, deletion of e-mail-related information (i.e. phone numbers, names, etc.) that is certain to be of no benefit--real or potential--to humans; the phenomenon almost always affects an entire team of teachers of one failing student, and usually occurs when the parent/guardian contacts the teachers (with only a few weeks left in the school year) to initiate supernatural behaviors that will cause the failing student to miraculously pass the course for the year.

We have three weeks left in school, Johnny has been failing my class all year, and I've never heard from his parents. His mom left a phone message for me today, asking why I hadn't already phoned her. She said she e-mailed me yesterday to find out what Johnny can do now to pass my class for the year. I don't even recall getting an e-mail from her. I must have experienced an episode of autodeletamation.

by pseudonymatode April 27, 2009

Autodeduct

A person who files his or her taxes without help from tax professionals. Derived from the word "Auto-didact", meaning self-taught.

Guy 1: Who did your taxes this year? You go to H&R block?

Guy 2: No way, did it myself. Just kinda winged it.

Guy 1: Ah, an autodeduct. I'm impressed.

by lemmcaces April 7, 2011

autoerotica

1. Self-lovin'
2. Sexual relations with an automobile

1. Steve Murphy's Big Book of Autoerotica
2. Steve Murphy died in the act of autoerotica. Too bad he had to use the cigarette lighter socket.

by teej October 16, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

Autodafe

A bad ass lyric from a bad ass band from the greatest band ever the mars volta

You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red

by marxvsmith July 5, 2004