assbutt

1. A person who in personality is too much of an ass or too much of a butt to be simply called one or the other.
2. curious malady occuring when a man or woman is born with two anuses
3. Insult commonly used by stoners

1. Ryan Seacrest is far too much of a patronizing ass to be given just one bad name in his nickname. He is an assbutt.
2. I was fuckin this chick the other night, and it turned out she had an assbutt. I was so turned on.

by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs January 12, 2010

Assnut

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009

Asspuppet

Some one who talks all kinds of shit thru their ass almost as if strings were attached to their turd cutter

Brian,the shit talking pickle puffer he is,was being a freaking asspuppet when he tried denying his true love for the shim

by Rob(pcm at the shore) January 18, 2003

assnuts

A person who has had over nine cocks in their ass at once. Usually a male.

Jake Kelly is SUCH an assnuts!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Assbutt

Somebody who often does mean or cruel things to their friends.

The other day Josh told me I was dumb so I called him an assbutt.

by Evil Faerie January 24, 2011

asspot

"A lot".

In the style of cockney rhyming slang - to my knowledge, invented by myself, but I could be wrong.

"Whoa, that's an asspot of bots."

by BOFH May 23, 2004

asspunch

fisting when necessary

"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007