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asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.
“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”
by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019
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asscne

having acne on your ass. especially the bottom area of the buttcheeks.
by marsinjuly August 23, 2020
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Asscentionism

When you worship ass, you pray to ass, you believe everything is made of ass, and was created by ass.
I now follow asscentionism and worship ass!
by A55ISTAZTY December 20, 2020
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asscertain

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.
I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P
by QuacksO July 24, 2021
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Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.
Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.
by XeerOh February 22, 2024
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Asscenity

Something that is asinine.
Analogous to "Obscenity" - with a twist.
The law outlawing Marijuana is an asscenity.
by Doogles45 July 10, 2024
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Assnemisis

A condition that impacts or affects the anus or rectum. Examples: internal or external hemorrhoids, anal fistulas, or any anal lesion or skin tag.
Today I had my assnemisis removed and i feel my life is turning around.
by DJ Pho August 1, 2025
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