When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.
“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”
“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”
“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”
“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”
“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”
“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”
“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”
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