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hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster
North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"
by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011
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Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master
"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"
by Sam Baker May 21, 2006
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assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.
'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'
by the williams July 11, 2003
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assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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assmace

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.
Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.
by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009
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assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
by Jim July 25, 2003
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assmerchant

A manwhore who prowls after other men. This can also be a John or Pimp selling their ass but mainly the assmerchant will take what ever he can get regardless of fees or rewards.
That Mark is such an assmerchant!
by Vern Nacular October 6, 2006
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