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hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster
North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"
by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011
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Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master
"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"
by Sam Baker May 21, 2006
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assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.
'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'
by the williams July 11, 2003
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assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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assmace

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.
Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.
by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009
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Asmaa

asmaa is a beautiful young woman,an she is usually short dark-skinned Somali and has dark brown curly hair she is a very good friend and if you are her friend she you are very lucky she usually has friends whose names begin with the letter M, for example, Melissa Margret Morgan Asmaa is usually Muslim since the name is a Muslim she goes to one of the following schools Camden school for girls regent high or part you are very lucky to be her friend if you are she is very funny and she doesn't take any bullshit from anyone she speaks her mind and is sometimes rude she might not have the best of bodies however she will grow into her beauty
omg i just met this girl her name is Asmaa
lucky you dont let her go
dont worry only a fool would let an asmaa go
yh dude
by chickenwanwan223 February 3, 2019
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assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
by Jim July 25, 2003
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