assholes

any group of people who offend you

nu septaton are a bunch of assholes

by david October 12, 2003

Assholinity

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.

'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'

by NotAlice July 13, 2017

chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

by william braski November 22, 2006

a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.

Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".

by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007