assfacet

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.

"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."

by Mark ;) November 10, 2008

Ashface

A brave soul that has survived tremendous cruelty whose spirit cannot be extinguished. The embodiment of the immortal phoenix in a person who has a face that poetically proclaims "In the ashes we will grow."

"She gave me a fierce glance, her eyes reflecting the wisdom of having been through hell and back"
"Whoa, she gave you the Ashface"

by Nirry February 19, 2015

I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

assfacious

The act or state of being an ass-face.

Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!

by Tommy Christmas May 4, 2010

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

AssFaceNFT

A global revolution that began in October 2021 in an effort to shame all those with ass in their face.
By working with some of the world's most talented artists, #AssFaceNFT was able to change the world.

Dude: "Hey have you heard of AssFaceNFT? They are starting a revolution using an AssFace"
Man: "Nah dude sounds fun though!"

by AssFaceNFT October 17, 2021