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Assept

When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet
Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.

Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022
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Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
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