Assept

When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet

Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.

Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.

by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022

male asses

The butt of a male

You got some male asses there?

by ZAche October 27, 2014

teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015

Two asses in one underwear

When two people are always seen together

Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear

by Thimthim June 21, 2020

pimp assist [wingman]

the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.

"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"

by The VK August 5, 2004

boob assisted

To have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large breasts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills.

Jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her breasts out, stupid boob assisted hussy.

With her double D breasts, Clarissa was a shoe in for the job. Boob assistance does it again!

by pry January 26, 2005

asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

by coyote123 September 1, 2011