AssAid

When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.

DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!

by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010

assdad

The father of an anus

"Hey pyri, your an assdad"

by tony September 29, 2004

Asswad

Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........

one step soca bashment reggae dutty asswad

by Dat Moothafooka Pineapple Man June 11, 2009

asspad

1. An implement used to protect the posterior region.

2. A pad made out of ass.

"At least i was wearing asspads when i fell out of that third story window."

"Don't get your asspads in a knot."

by Kenny "Motherfucking" Quayle February 12, 2006

Assadullah

A guy with a tendency to cling or be obsessed with chick flicks, particularly 500 Days of summer and the Notebook.
Relatively attractive, extremely sensitive, with a laid-back/mellow musical taste

See that hairy kid over there? He's such an Assadullah

by Conditioner Scent March 22, 2010

Bashar Al Assad

A dictator who has murdered thousands of people and allowed ISIS to spread terror across the world. Hitler's middle eastern look alike.

Bashar Al Assad will get what's coming to him.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

Assandra

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon

Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra

by Orifamifelloffabrige May 3, 2018