Ashena

The most amazing, funniest, kindest, sweetest, trustworthiest, most caring, cute, perfect, and funniest person to ever exist. They are Human Cinnamon rolls. If you ever hurt them, you are a cruel idiot. They give the best hugs a person could ever give, and if you get into a best friend relationship with them, you will not be disappointed. They are also extremely adorable/cute o3o Ashena will never let you down when you need her.

Guy 1: Dude, Ashena is the nicest person I've ever met!!
Guy 2: I know right, I look up to her for inspiration.

by AngleManOFLife June 6, 2018

Akeno

Best waifu

I love akeno

by Bigbubblebutt123 November 24, 2021

Asenmusikk

Boring acoustic music.

Jason Mraz is the ultimate asenmusikk

by whazzzuuup January 30, 2008

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

Ascended Meme

Sometimes a meme about a work, that wasn't originally included in the original, attracts the attention of the author responsible for that artwork, and the original author decides to actually include it in their future artwork.

One webcomic that made new comedy out of old Garfield strips by removing the title character so it seemed that Jon was a lonely delusional weirdo, was made into a book actually endorsed by writer Jim Davis, too, and complete with several Garfield Minus Garfield actually made by Davis himself. This is an excellent example of an ascended meme.

by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

Ashkenazim

Ashkenazi Jews are Jews that originate from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland (Germany) and eventually moved to Eastern Europe. Ashkenazim are like sephardics diaspora Jews. They were exiled in the years 66-70 ad, 114 to 117 ad and 132 to 135 ad. They cluster with Sicilians, Tuscans, Abbruzzo Italians, Calabrese, Napolitans, Sardinians, Apulians and Greeks as well as levantines. Ashkenazim are identical to Italkim (Italian Jews) as well as sephardics. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians and Germanic people as their paternal line traces back to levantines and the female line of their DNa traces back to southern Italian, central Italian and Greek women. People who call Ashkenazim European are uneducated , ignorant or antisemitic as Ashkenazim descend from Israelite male slaves marrying Graeco-Roman women.

Oded Fehr, Gal Gadot, Gina Gershon , Grant Heslov, David Aaron Proval who plays Ritchie Aprile on the sopranos , Mark Margolis who plays hector salamanca , Gina Bellman, Peter Falk (Colombo), Madison Beer, Sarah Silverman, Jon Bernthal, Brad Garret, are all Ashkenazim and they look levantine and Italian.

by Viktor Zalesak August 2, 2020

Akennyism

The ability to flip one’s script with a simple “well what had happened was”

Jamal: How could you leave her off of the family chat, she is your sister!
Kenny: Well, what had happened was…
Amanda: shouts insistently EVERYONE UNDER THE TABLE! It’s AKENNYISM

by Supervising adults October 15, 2022