Asian 

any of a group of people descended from Asia, usually making excellent grades in high school and often becoming doctors; referred to a person who has not made out with a girl or who has not had sex before high school gradutation.

1.) Hey Asian, can I copy your homework?
2.) Goddamn it graduation is coming up in a month and I'm still a virgin, I feel like an Asian!

Asian by beaner man November 14, 2009

asian 

1.a person born in Asia.
2. one of the most intelligent races.
3. the humble people
4. the one who says they aren't arrogant and actually turns out to be one of the most self centered people.
5. the real Asians that are born in Asia tend to add an "r" in every word of every sentence of every paragraph of every life story they attempt to say in English.
6.slanted eyes -.-
7. usually male Asians have small penises.

Person 1 : "zomg! did you hear Emma got 99% on her final score?!"

Person 2: "because she's Asian like that!"xD

asian by ohhaytheresunshinexo December 19, 2009

Asian 

Good at everything but their dick size.

Guy 1. Them asians are sure good at breakdancing

Girl 1. Yea well, its the exact opposite in bed.

Asian by My knowsalot June 12, 2012

asian 

smart people who are often pressured to get A+. legend has it that if you get A or A- you're gonna magically fall off a cliff.

Asian : I just got 99% on my test, i wont be seeing u tmrw
Girl : ok

asian by DaddyWong May 15, 2018

Asian 

n. Refers to a yellow-skined and almost-closed eyes human who can do everything better than you.

My rival at the math contest is asian, im fucked.

Asian by BernardoCastillo November 5, 2012

Asian 

Person with dumb eyes and doesn't know how to drive

"does that guy even know how to drive?"
"no, he's just Asian"

Asian by asians-with-swag March 26, 2013

asian 

a smart person who is good at everything and if they get a b on maths their parents whip them with a belt. You have never seen and dumb asian, trust me, and all asians are successful

person 1: wow congrats u got 99% of your test congrats!!!
asian: wtf i failed my parents are going to kill me! I FAILED MY MATHS TEST
person 1: wtf is wrong with you

asian by your mum is gae haha nou September 11, 2019