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applebite

n. 1. A most random compound word
2. A particularily nasty wound caused by an encounter with angry, seed-bearing fruit of the variety "Malus domestica"
1. "Jeff! Random word!" -- "...Applebite!"
2. "I'm all out of topical analgesic and this applebite is really starting to itch."
by Mirth May 17, 2006
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Appletizers

Appetizers ordered at Applebee's
What kind of appetizer do you want babe?

Don't you mean Appletizer? Gosh, look at where we are eating dork.
by alyandbri July 19, 2010
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Appetizer Sympathizer

A woman and/or man who prefer a less than endowed man.

Example: "I don't like black men because their cocks are too big" said Danielle. "I prefer Asian men for their lil cocktail weenies." "I what you would more of a "Appetizer Sympathizer" if you will" proclaimed Danielle!
A woman and/or man who prefer a less than endowed man.

Example: "I don't like black men because their cocks are too big" said Danielle. "I prefer Asian men for their lil cocktail weenies." "I what you would more of a "Appetizer Sympathizer" if you will" proclaimed Danielle!
by The_Mitt_Tech October 5, 2015
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parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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Appetized

The same thing as hungry, but I hate Aviya.
"Seeing all these human feces is making me really appetized! And I hate Aviya!"
by Hungry Hungry Hoopo March 13, 2009
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Albuquerque Appetizer

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.
I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.
by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008
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Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.
I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.
by Bill Curry January 13, 2009
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