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Drunken Aristotle

Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.
Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...

Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!

Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010
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Apostolic

A man or woman who claims to be an apostolic is one who lives for God, whose name is Jesus. Here are a few of many things Apostolics believe in:
*Being a good person is part of being a good christian
*Jesus is God and Savior
*Heaven and Hell are real
*To be saved you must be baptized in Jesus name
*The only way you can get into heaven is through Jesus
*Your children will have to bear punishment for your sins
*You will bear punishment for your sin
*You will be accountable for all sins you commit after you know the truth
*Prayer is not optional to get to heaven, it is required
*Baptism is not sprinkling with water, it is full submersion

Some Apostolics can be identified by:
*Read KJV bible only
*Women don't cut their hair
*Women wear dresses that at least cover the knees
*Neither men nor women wear jewelry
*Both men and women Wear sleeves at least covering elbows
*Men have short hair
*Men Wear pants (at least covering knees)

To find out how to be a better person and a better christian, you should read the bible (KJV) and learn as much as possible.

Note: Some Apostolics and Penecostals are very similar, and sometimes the same exact religion, so note sometimes Penecostals call themselves Apostolics and vice versa
Some Apostolic Scriptures:
Ephesians 4:5-One Lord, One Faith, One Baptism

Acts 2:38- Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

John 10:30-33 I and my Father are one. Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him. Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me? The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.
by SamuelPaulM May 26, 2008
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aristocracy

Were small amounts of privileged members rule over peasants usually. Lots of time they were born into power.See 16-18th century Poland, all of Europe mostly in the middle ages etc. The opposite of democracy. Roots came from the ancient Greeks. The French revolution was mainly focused on stopping the aristocratic government in France by letting every person have a political influence to some degree. Basically a bunch of glorified pricks ruling due to wealth or being born into the position of power ruling and being dicks to everyone else.
Peasant 1: I like food
Peasant 2: me too, I wish I was born into power

Peasant 1: stupid Greeks making this aristocracy
Peasant 2: who are Greeks?
Aristocrat 1: fuckith all the peasants due to my born rights to rule
by dchase 317 June 15, 2014
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Aristoblack

A member of the African American cultural set, who carries themselves in a certain maner. The maner being poised, elegant, respectful, well manered (i.e. such as the maner of an aristocrat.)
Martin Luther King Jr. would be considered an Aristoblack.
by Luke1985 December 18, 2009
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aristotle

A man who wrote philosophical texts that are now used to make college undergraduate philosophy majors suffer intensely.
Aristotle: "...if, however, something comes to be F from being G, where G is opposite to F and G does not remain, we speak in both ways, saying both that something comes to be F from being G and that the G comes to be F..."

Philosophy Major: "I would rather castrate myself than finish this paragraph."
by Suffering_philosophy_student September 28, 2011
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Aristocrap

It is the unique position of sitting on the crapper with a straight back, legs crossed over the knees, one hand on the waist the other under the chin giving you the appearance of a deep philosophical thinker. Best done in the complete nude. It was invented by Jishnu Das.
"I burst into my toilet the other day and found JD in the Aristocrap...he looked fucking MAJESTIC!"
by IcallmypeenTheDragon December 10, 2012
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Aristo

Slang, short for aristocrat. Similar to bougie, or to describe bourgeoisie people.
Ugh, he's a maniac, some self-obsessed aristo trying to get famous on Instagram.
by jubdub1 January 10, 2021
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