Ansem

1) The owner of everyone and everything, Ansem is God!

"Ansem is so great, Ansem owns me and everyone else. All hail Ansem."

by Ansem February 17, 2003

cool pics ansel

A reference to the great photographer Ansel Adams.

Response to someone showing you terrible shitty pics. Usually taken with a cell phone. They're usually blurry and hard to make the subjects out.

Original Post: I was at red lobster and saw Isiah Thomas. Here are some pics I took with my cell phone while walking to the restroom.

Response: Cool pics Ansel.

by joeweezy January 13, 2008

ansey

Very sporty and very nice person l, he who is Avery jealously person but a very understanding guy he’s pretty chill and freaky to his girl but at the same time loyal but when he’s single he misses his ex

Ansey is an awesome guy

by Two In one person September 5, 2018

Ansel

When a man high-fives someone then drops his hand onto the thigh of the woman sitting next to him. The hand then stays there for another 3 hours. This action is called “anselling”

Oh my god! That man just anselled me! I feel so violated right now.

by cornyworny August 19, 2018

phil anselmo

1. redneck

2. egoistic dick

3. sellout

4. moron

5. has-been

If he left a legendary band like Pantera for a second-rate grind band like Superjoint Ritual, next thing you know he'll leave metal all together become a country singer dueting with Faith Hill.

by Phil's a faggot June 14, 2004

Ansexual

Having romantic/sexual feelings for one or more genders, but uninterested in actually having a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone. Can sometimes be influenced by social anxiety.

Sorry, I’m ansexual. (Ans)

by Murf Murphy November 13, 2020

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011