Balloon animal

Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.

I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.

by VKS April 14, 2014

Let the Animals out

A good, long session on the beer.

Guy 1: "Do you fancy going to the pub and letting the animals out?"
Guy 2: "Fuck it, why not. It's Friday after all"

Guy 1: "I think I'll go home and let the animals out"
Guy 2:"Do they need a piss?"
Guy 1: "No, but they're mighty thirsty"

by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 24, 2010

animal rights nut

a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying. instead of focusing their attention on issues that really matter like out of control crime rates, global starvation or sex offenders, they wine about the man deer hunting to try to feed his family because our country is in a recession and it is a long cherished tradition passed down from father to son for hundreds of years. most of these nuts go as far as trying to strip these rights from us because they cant imagine themselves harvesting an animal for their family. so, in a display of infinite ignorance they think that if they wouldnt do it that it isnt right. this last is particularly amusing because most of these idiots are some form of Christian and according to the Bible, people were given domain over the animals and the animals were given to us for food. animal rights nuts dont understand that the deer population is higher now than it was when the pilgrims settled in.

guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law's birthday?

guy 2: what is she into?

guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.

guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.

by kc512 March 7, 2010

Animalification

(Say:Ani-mal-ifi-k-shun) This is like personification, which is used to give items human charecteristics in literature etc, animalification however is the use of giving the same items animal Characteristics.

the rope SLITHERED down the wall it a use of animalification

by The Buddah January 24, 2008

Lowest Animal

This is a human that is the most disgusting creature to ever walk the face of the earth. Not only do they smell bad, but they act stupid, and sleep around with grunge ugly people. Most commonly associated with males.

Ted: Man, last night I got this girl drunk and took her back to my place to have sex. Then I farted in her face! I'm so cool.

Nathan: No dude, you're the Lowest Animal.

by GulleyBreeze October 19, 2010

Animalistic sex

When two people have rough, but quite pleasurable sex. Allot of hard penetration. IN & OUT super fast, and hard. The lovey dovey shit doen't matter... it's an act of lust. A pure animalistic need. To FUCK.

I was so horny for him I didn't give a shit about that lovey shit... we had Animalistic sex.

by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006

Party Animalz

To be the center of the fun at a party or to be the entertainment at a party.

Hey those guys are the bomb, They are real Party Animalz!

by DjDonnyD June 1, 2007