Alturdative

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

altona chrome

A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs

Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome

by JankumLord840 January 21, 2016

alaunna

Better than most bitches, humble and a good person to be around, very outgoing and lovely personality, can be nerd but all around just the best person you'll need in your life, try and step in her way and she'll pull that fake ass Bob off your head. Alaunna is queen, deal with it

Alaunna, step up get dropped.

by Guiltypleasure4you November 24, 2021

Alauna

Tends to be very professional at work, nobody understands how special she is for alauna is humanities greatest hope for our future. If you know alauna you better treat her right, cuz she always treats everyone with the utmost respect... if u hurt her feelings or her physically her man while likely break your bones. I aint hardly joshing you. Facts are facts and alaunas are perfection blessed upon the world of imperfection.

She is alauna fun

by Freakwynnsieze March 6, 2022

Fuck Altuve

A serenade frequently heard at professional baseball games, used to show disdain and contempt for those who cheat at America’s pastime.

Fuuuuuck Alllllll-tuuuuuu-veeeeeee!!! Fuck Altuve. *clap* *clap*

by cwkummer September 30, 2021

alauni

bad girl with a nice booty, independent and is the type of girl to wife up

alauni is so loyal and good to me, i’ve never met anyone like her

by ganggangwholelotta April 8, 2019

Alton

The act of getting all ten fingers in any one orifice at the same time.

That chick was so slutty, I gave her Alton.

by Nitro 7 September 28, 2013