Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

Queen of alternative

aka Lana Del Rey

“isnt billie eilish the queen of alternative?”
“no, lana’s queen of alternative. billie’s princess.”

by tsxd September 12, 2020

Queen of alternative

It means you revolutionized the alternative genre.

-Is Lana del Rey still the queen of alternative?
-of course, no one is going to dethrone her.

by lana queen of alt September 13, 2020

Alternate Dimension

An existence that is parallel to our own. Often thought to contain replicas of ourselves in various or similar forms but never the same. There can be infinite Alternate Dimensions, but never one exactly like our own.

Dimensions are Alternate Realities, Times, Universes, and Lives all in one.

In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Dog.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Cat.
In this Dimension, I am a Human.
Professor

by Professor Theory April 18, 2010

Alternative Facts

What a liar calls his lies, to reassure himself.

Todd: Why did Spicer tell a falsehood to the press?
Conway: What you're calling "falsehoods" are actually just alternative facts.

by @dumptrump January 22, 2017

alternateen

A teenager who, in an attempt to break societal norms and quotas, dresses, acts, and listens to the same "alternative" music as the majority of other disgruntled teenagers. Piercings, unnaturally colored hair, band t-shirts and a general air of angst and contempt are usually required.

I just saw a gaggle of alternateens at the mall fondling a cardboard cutout of Limp Bizkit.

by ice September 5, 2002