Adderall Chronicles

The best private story ever

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”

by vcvte August 2, 2022

adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

Adderall

The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.

College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.

Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.

Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!

Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?

College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...

by TheWORDS January 21, 2008

Adderal

I medicine used to treat people with {ADHD}. It helps them control their hyperness, but If taken by a person (usually 2-10 pills) it will speed you up instead of making you calm. Its like a {coke} buzz but when u come down ur not tired. Can be snorted,ingested,or mixed in a drink.

Hey you got some adderal,I need to wake up.

by Tokin Juggalo September 2, 2005

Adderall

Kiddy Speed, its like speed because of all the amphetamine salts.

Adderall is a psychostimulant comprising mixed amphetamine salts. The drug is used primarily to treat ADHD and narcolepsy.

Gary has ADHD but he sells Adderall ready for snorting.

by Hixxe January 11, 2008

Adderallnighter

When an overwhelmed person, usually a college student who spent too much time chugging Natty Light and tossing their cookies in a fraternity basement, uses the drug Adderall to pull and all nighter before a big test. Side effects include: elevated heartbeat, inability to sit still, and an overwhelming feeling that your life is headed nowhere.

Brock: "Broseph! The same guy who hooks me up with the roofies just scored me some sweet 50mg extended release Adderall!"

Zane: "What for brodiddley?!"

Brock: "I have an Influential Women of the 19th Century final tomorrow! I need to pull an adderallnighter!"

by ProstitiotsRus November 28, 2010