achieve

1. v. To orgasm
2. v. To masturbate
3. v. To eject semen, whether on one's own or with assistance

Note: The term is not necessarily aimed for men, women can "achieve" as well, and I'm sure we all want to see that. You just replace any synonym of orgasm with the word "achieve" in all of it's tenses to use in normal conversation.

1. My roommate was out so I had plenty of time to achieve.
2. I was bored so I spent the day achieving.
3. I achieved inside a girl last night, then she fell asleep so I achieved some more on my own.

by Koizumi Itsuki April 7, 2011

achievement junkie

someone who is addicted to playing xbox360 only for the gamers points for thiergamer card

i myself im an achievement junkie.i love geting those little grey bubbles that say
"achievement unlocked"

by TiTyRon April 16, 2009

Achievementist

Somebody who goes for the cheap or fast way to gain "Achievement Points" on XBOX360 or WoW, even though they are useless and give you nothing.

Example 1)
Shawn: "Hey scoot wanna play some elimination in Gears of War 2"?
scoot: "no thanks, lets do some flashback maps"
Shawn: "why"
scoot: ".....its fun....and i also need the achievements"
Tyson: "Stupid "Achievementist".


Example2)
Shawn: "Hey scoot wasup?"
Scoot:.........
Shawn: "is scoot there?"
scoot:.........
Tyson: "Hes probably playing single player campaign dumb achievementist

by Savagee March 30, 2009

Achievement Gamer

(n., v.) The kind of gamer, who constantly compares in-game Achievements, and Gamerscore (see x-box live). Often willing to buy Movie games, and play through games marketed for children, just to increase Achievements. (see also: Achievement Whore).

Bill Gates is such an Achievement Gamer, he has every Achievement and some that aren't even on the list!

by Sheriffknight June 7, 2010

Achieve Completion

The act of blowing one's batter; To ejaculate

After hours of jacking it with no success, I was finally able to achieve completion when that Asian porn-star got bukkaked.

by The Ace Detective Manny Pardo March 15, 2017

great achiever

A person who is great achiever has become achiever of many greats.

Reggie: "What do you think of that shit I just took?"
Anthony: "its great achiever"

by oreoness August 14, 2009

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021