An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 2, 2023

Absojute

Absojute, transcending from the word "Absolutely" and downgraded to Absolute, then Absojute and eventually just Jute. It is used as a nod of acceptance or a nod to show agreement. One may add a "boop" at the end, if the agreement need be emphasized.

Person A: "I got us some ice cream!"
Person B: "Jute! Jute Boop!"
Person A: "Absojute."

by CarolineNo November 4, 2011

absototes

An awkward or awesome way of combining absolutely and totally when you can't decide which word to use.

This peppermint bark vodka will be absototes amaze in hot chocolate.

Or

Doing laundry before a trip is absototes the worst!

by WhatsNormal47 December 13, 2014

Absolute Territory

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.

Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!

by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010

Absolute legend

It means you are an epic being who needs to be alive

Oh my god you absolute legend

by Oscy0 September 12, 2020

absolute shit

When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.

Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.

by TheWordMan November 30, 2013

absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

by the original Apple December 27, 2019