Another, more G-rated version, of the female part. Suitable for adults at the dinner table, and also kids learning how to censor the more crude word choices avaliable when needing to communicate that word.
1: Sister 1: "Hey, my Va-jay-jay itches..."
Sister 2: "You should get that checked out"
2: Toddler: "Mom!...I'm done with my bath now"
Mom: "O.k. honey, did you wash your Va-jay-jay?"
When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit
man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.