asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

Asplundh

(Pr. N.) The name of a company known for tree pruning and handling tough vegetation control assignments for municipalities and utilities.

(v.) To stuff <x> inside a woodchipper while it is running.

(Pr. N.) - If we ever need to get rid of trees at the power plant, we call Asplundh.

(v.) - We really need to asplundh pedophiles.

by Clean Sunbae November 10, 2024

Asplundh Protocol

The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.

The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.

by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024

Asylum sneakers

Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes

Mate get down the shops and buy some decent trainers and get those Asylum sneakers in the bin

by Grantox August 8, 2025

Applum

An artificial intelligence generation mistake when asked what fruit name ends with an um

Here are some fruit names that ends with an um

Applum, Bananum, Strawberrum, Tomatum and coconut.

by TtotheveryKillPid November 11, 2025

asylum seeker flasher

luffi gets his penis out on cam

asylum seeker flasher innit

by mrs tosser November 18, 2025

team asylum

The team of Asylum seeker's that jumped over-board off their ship in the Tampa Crisis.

"Go Team Asylum!"

by Diego June 11, 2006