Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...

Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.

by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012

Raw Asian Garbage

Filthy asian women who take pride in throwing themselves at white/non-asian men...
the same way raw garbage is thrown to pigs for consumption.

Eww, look at that Raw Asian Garbage actin all proud and shit.
Eww, look at that R.A.G. actin all proud and shit.

by raw_asian_garbage April 11, 2021

Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed

Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.

by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

Anibal

The one guy who WILL be there for you even though he won't show it that much or ignores you. Always gives second chances to his friends and will do what he thinks is right for others even though its a bad idea. he's an ass a lot of the time when he's alone but just needs a hug every once in a while and something to punch. Loves cars

Guy 1: hey it's Anibal, he's giving her a second chance

Guy 2: he shouldn't he needs to dump that bitch there more girls in the hood

Guy 1: but he's not like that he's a dick but gives 3 chances

by Werdaweed June 19, 2014

Asian swamp eel

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010

Aiban

Great things come in small packages , just like Aiban.

Damn that guy is such a Aiban.

by adadak September 12, 2021

Asian Toyota Camry Driver

An Asian who typically drives a Toyota Camry. Sometimes they crash, sometimes they don't indicate but they never speed. usually, an old Asian grandpa or dad who doesn't speak good English and has a semi-bald head

Oh nice, our neighbour is an Asian Toyota Camry Driver.
Look at the Asian Toyota Camry Driver's Car!

by Camry Driver October 9, 2022