ASAIHP

As soon as is Humanly Possible

"Oh, a vacation sounds splendid. In fact, my sister and I are talking about heading to Jamaica or somewhere else HOT... but not until April-ish. Either way, I'm getting the hell out of Dodge ASAIHP! "

by Jimmmy Bond July 7, 2008

asyif

A very handsome and a good leader,asyif is also a good adviser and have a ridiculous talent

Hm,I would like to be like asyif

by Asyif December 28, 2017

ASAMF

As a motherfucker

He was stupid ASAMF to leave you.

by Sts Mts September 27, 2018

Asaiyda

A beautiful girl who is usually shy but once you get to know her she is a ball of laughter and hyped up energy. She may appear of as dumb but gets good grades. She is amazing at sports despite her height.

Guy 1: woah, check out asaiyda, she is looking fine
Guy2: woah wow

by Qwertydad December 28, 2019

Asifa

Asifa is a small gurl who is very pretty and rlly annoying

Asifa is a cute girl

by ileum March 7, 2022

Assifier

A buttplug

I heard Hannah is into using toys, she may be packing the Assifier

by vitojeca May 20, 2023

ASIF

an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand

Charlotte: I win everything!
Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard!

by Chris 'The Great' Gregg January 28, 2009