ape

a slang for the Gorilla Stone Bloods (🦍🅱️) in New York.

One dyke, (That's Jenn) one nerd, (Dee Billz) one Ape, (KR) one Crip (They weird)
(26AR: Fade Em Once More)

by DatguySkii March 1, 2025

ape

in *volleyball legends*, apeing is when you spike the ball way too much and dont let anyone else hit it.

"stop being a ape and let me set"

by senpaisosugoi June 22, 2025

ape

defined to mean investing in something without much thought, often referring to cryptocurrencies or NFT coins. It captures that impulse-driven, “full-port into a coin” mindset

Jake : did you ape this shit coin?
Dan : ofcourse I did, I topblasted my whole port

by djksajdkajsdkjasd August 13, 2025

ape

when you want to buy a shitcoin so much that you don't do your due dilligence and you ape in

shit I just aped in $cuckcoin, now we moon

by ejjej November 7, 2025

Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

Ape-Ass

A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.

Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.

by Burgeh August 19, 2013

Ape Ass

2. Another word for dickhead.

Simple challenge...I call bullshit on that! MOTHER APE ASS!!

by GhostRaichu(I have a big dick) February 4, 2017