Alp

alp is a dicksucking bitch!!!! he always grinding his dick whenever he see a female near by.

boy : here comes alp!

girl : ew not that botoxxed lipped bitch

by fridayturnsmeon September 15, 2022

Alps

In Snowboard/Ski slang, mountains are often referred to as "alps".

Broo, those alps in Breck got so much fresh pow pow last night, were gonna shred!

by Randy Holestuffer November 22, 2020

Alp

Turkish Name.

Meaning: The Man with the Penis as long as 5 Meter Sucuk

Oh. Look how long Alp's Sucuk is. His name fits perfectly, like LongDongSucuk.

by LongDongSucuk December 15, 2016

Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS

by Googedigul June 23, 2022

Alp onguc

Wants to know ur girth really badly like really badly

U ask for a alp onguc

by Balls in ur jaw October 28, 2021

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021