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Alp

Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp
Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp
by Pussylicking hoe January 28, 2021
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Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person
Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp
by Alplexle December 28, 2017
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Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.
ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS
by Googedigul June 22, 2022
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Alp effect

(ALP) Effect - this is a crazy effect alp is from china and is Asian if u play with him u like to eat animals if u trio with him or do wagers with him u will turn into a china person u will also be very washed and get kicked out of a team and brag about being a discord mod. Also u turn very weird
Im feeling Chinese's today (alp effect
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Alp onguc

Wants to know ur girth really badly like really badly
U ask for a alp onguc
by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021
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Alp

by Belali November 21, 2021
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Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
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