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ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.
Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.
by Young Satann December 27, 2014
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alf reidar

Really awesome Jew in Horten kommune working at the videregående school
by Tottlo December 15, 2016
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Alfed

Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work
by The usual punter May 9, 2019
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Alf

Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.
Be an Alf, not a dick.
by sarahbridie September 6, 2019
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ALF

Arms-Length Friend: a friend who's a really old friend, you've known for so long but is actually a low-key snake 'cause they do snakey ish. SO you can't get rid of them but you can't stay around them for too too long. Like they're definitely in the wedding party but, be careful cuz they may make a scene making it about them.
Scenerio 1

Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.

Scenario 2

Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
by MYPseudoMY January 28, 2020
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Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party
You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.
by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020
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Lucky and alf

Alf is the skinny queen and lucky is the fat noob
by elfviez November 7, 2020
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