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umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.
Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.
by twunch March 29, 2007
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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.
Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)
by raytk12 July 11, 2010
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BBQ chicken alert

When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in
Shaq:” BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!”
by creasypoo April 30, 2019
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hoodrat alert

Reference to a ghetto female in porximity. Used as an insult ususally to degrade a chick who broke a nigguhs heart.
by Ztephiee December 2, 2010
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amburnt alert

Amburnt Alert: see definition and example sentence for Amburnt.

Amburnt Alert is a system that if existed as suggested consist of a database of the names of people, who are at high risk of or already a full blown malignant narcissist and to further complicate the diagnosis of person, addiction and substance abuse is added to the mix. AKA “amburnt” .

Would be part of the background check if name of person was searched for online. If an amburnt alert is associated with profile. Many things can be avoided. Some have compared such a list or database to the sex offenders registry but far less misleading and more accurate when utilized for risk management .
When I ran a background check on my son’s new girlfriend’s name, I was relieved there were no amburnt alerts thus far associated with her. But as far as i can tell, she is exhibiting textbook characteristics of one. My wife then reminded me the amburnt alert system is only in its infant stage of existence . And that the real system is thru good parenting and sharing of how to spot and avoid the personality disorder. Which is taking the advice and warnings from experienced survivors who have had toxic relationships with the type.
by LuvH8Luv November 23, 2022
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cool guy alert

abrv: CGA

variation on 'cool story bro'. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
keith: so i just came up with this ballin' ass marketing strategy for my website, shitheads won't know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it'll automatically direct them to the company's twitter, myspace and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.
by Dennis Ringle July 8, 2011
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nigger alert

A device very similar to Life Alert, only it can be used by a white person of any age. A button is pressed whenever I nigger is approaching, and the police immediately arrive, ready to shoot the nigger!
Person A: Damn! I wish I hadn't moved to this ghetto neighborhood. All these niggers are trying to rob me!

Person B: Oh, don't worry. I have Nigger Alert. It'll protect you from those dirty apes.
by Adam Perri January 15, 2008
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