ur ancestors incestors

The holy grail of all roasts

John: ur mum gay
Me: *pauses*
John: do it
Me:u-ur anCeSToRS INCESTORS
John: *has seizure, disintegrates*

by #JK11 May 16, 2018

ancestry.com

The top dating site of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, New Jersey, Ohio, Missouri, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Iowa, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska

Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

ancest

sex with one's ancestors, similar to incest

I saw some pictures of Great Grandma Jody taken when he was my age; DAMN she was FINE. I built myself a time machine and had some straight up ancest with her.

by Thisoneperson December 17, 2007

Ancestor

A word for "friend" to be used informally and colloquially, in the same way that 'mate' or 'dude' are.

Also the plural can be used to address a larger group of friends, in the same way as 'guys' can.

So ancestors, what are we doing tonight?

by Edmundx October 12, 2010

ancestor status

When you get so trashed the night before that you feel worse than your dad, granddad, or great grandad. You are in fact at ancestor status. The only thing worse is Baghdad.

Brett: Man I feel like dad.
Jesus: Yeah, well I feel like grandad.
Mark: I'm at ancestor status.

by Stormteam John December 31, 2006

Ur Ancestor A Molestor

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.

Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

by I’mgaylol March 24, 2018

ur ancestor transgender

the worst of all roasts, defeating ur granny tranny, and ur family tree lgbt combined

guy 1- dude ur granny tranny and ur family tree lgbt
guy 2 - dont make me do it
guy 1 - do it pussy
giy 2 - ur ancestor transgender
guy 1 - *fucking dissolves into the 3rd world*

by dreamblast May 15, 2018