Skip to main content

Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion
Valentine's Love Religion
by Gothmikey December 30, 2009
mugGet the Valentine's Love Religion mug.

loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.
opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.
by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010
mugGet the loves me knot mug.

Cornetto Love Contest

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"
Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!
by Bipola July 27, 2010
mugGet the Cornetto Love Contest mug.

school love syndrome

School love syndrome is something that u only get in the holiday or on days u don't come to school. It is when you feel regret for something you either did or didn't do. There are different types of school love syndrome. One is where u feel guilty for liking/asking out someone that u don't like. Another is when you are mean to someone that likes you. It can also be when u know that someone likes you, but they're mean to you. You usually spend most of or all of your holidays thinking about one person. School love syndrome can happen to both girls and boys from anywhere between 11-17 years old. It is most common when both the people don't know each other or don't talk very often. It can also happen on school camps.
*first day of term*
"Is he still angry at me?" She asked his best friend.
"He said he thought about how mean he was all holidays."

(Must be school love syndrome...)
by What am I May 16, 2014
mugGet the school love syndrome mug.

Past Love Life

People who a person has had sex with or kissed.
In Skylar’s past love life, She and Kai kissed.
by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018
mugGet the Past Love Life mug.

I love you

Being in love with you is crazy, it’s the main and sometimes the only reason to get out of bed. It feels like hot chocolate or coffee moving down the back of your throat and into your belly; warming you. Your my warms, my sun my everything. I love you looks like avoiding finding out what time it is because then the time goes slower and I know how far away you are and it hurts a little more. It’s knowing that when you have the strength to say it no matter how scary it’s easy because you mean it. I know what it’s truly like because I love you to no end Beau.
by 💙Kenny💙 June 14, 2018
mugGet the I love you mug.

I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
by troublebbyy September 21, 2019
mugGet the I love jordan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email