Buck Naked Face

Clean shaven.

Officer: "What did he look like?"
Witness: "He was bout 5'10, buck naked face, jeans and a blue shirt."

by InfamousToad April 22, 2010

shit faced baked

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010

shitty shitty shit face

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.

1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

by Verb Style Urban August 20, 2006

Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

by seafa June 17, 2011

shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

face time

the amount of time a person gets in front of the camera

She gets a lot of face time.

by jerk October 6, 2003

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

by Girafimal April 24, 2010