dick smack

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

by madaine May 5, 2005

crooked dick

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

dick burger

Another way of calling someone a dumbass.

John was being a real dick burger today.

by Cheech April 2, 2003

Donkey Dick

A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.

"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"

by Paytheline December 27, 2008

Dick Hole

A hole in your penis

"Dude your dick hole could fit a watermelon!"

by sophieeexxblah March 25, 2009

Popcan Dick

1. a penis that has a large circumference; often wider than it is long

2. a penis that appears to be squared off at the head

Wow, look at his popcan dick, it looks like he ran into a wall while he had a hard-on!

by hotcarl9211 February 16, 2010

dick schlitz

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009