A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.
Where do you live "SnobValley" I mean Simi Valley where else whould i live.
An over-populated town/city that mooches off every other county in its region. If any insults are directed towards Southern California, Moreno Valley is literally the scapegoat. I always have to describe it as "a little more past Riverside."
Day Street is probably the only good place in Moreno Valley, but technically, Day Street is part of Riverside (city).
That are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, nobody can afford them. The only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
A small city located west of Yakima, Washington were only cool kids roam. Of course not scary cool kids.
Lucky for Cody he made a name for himself with his choice of location; West Valley, Washingtion. He'll forever be known as an awesome unfreightening Ram.
Four year regional public high school in Sussex County New Jersey (refer to n.\dirty jerzey). Where kids from Hardyston, Franklin, Ogdensburg and Hamburg, grades 9-12 study from a wide range of programs including potsmoking 101, fag-a-nomatry, drug dealing literature, AP dblocking, gay YELLOW VDUB auto shop, and penis graffiti visual arts. Rated one of the worst schools in the world because of its scumbag to do-good student ratio of 126:1, and most kids drop out anyway.... who cares. The schools alma matter is "when in doubt, pound it out".
JOE: " so you're from Wallkill Valley regional high school, aye?"
REESE: "yeah, i graduated with a degree in erectile engineering, and minored in fake rasta comp."