twiddower

A husband/boyfriend who has lost the attention of his mate due to the mate's the obsessive social network checking/posting.

Lamar is going straight to twiddower-dom at the rate that Khloe tweets.

by piratetrainer August 6, 2010

twiddlediddledidoodiddling

The process of going trough all the numerous insignificant boring annoying repetitive small preliminary tasks before you are set up to do a real meaningful interesting useful intended task.

twiddlediddledidoodiddling = fining a plug for your laptop, finding a free table, unpacking your laptop, setting up, booting up, logging on, trying to find what's wrong with the network, configuring your software, doing your system update, checking your email or facebook, moving to another table because there is a weirdo sitting beside you, renewing your library books online, checking your voicemail, ... packing your laptop, ...

by kephalopod August 11, 2010

Twidgets

Twidgets / Twidget (n.) Any babies/baby who's mother gave birth to, two twin midgets. After being inseminated by a midget herself.

I'm having 'Twidgets'. My partner is a midget, and I am having two twin midgets, thus TWIDGETS!

You're a Twidget? Yeah, my mom F-ed a midget, and I have a twin, and we are both midgets.

by Queen_LaDiva March 5, 2011

Twiderpation Day

Also known as: Peter Pan Day, Geoffery Day, IDWGU Day.

Not to be confused with traditional Sunday Fun days.

Or Festivus festivities.

Originally celebrated 2011 in Milwaukee WI this is a day in which all members of a particular social pond break from otherwise responsible life styles to enjoy a day of no cares worries or responsibilities. These days generally include mistaken time zone recognition as 5 O'clock is observed with breakfast lunch and dinner.

My boss just told me Im working through the weekend, I cant wait for twiderpation day!

Twiderpation Day was so awesome I totally forgot I was in WI!!!

by Peter Banning April 21, 2011

twiddlebangered

you got banged without knowing it

its like whippersnapper x) but you say whatta twiddlebanger or ive just been twiddlebangered xD

by PumpernickleBandits May 9, 2011

twiddledinky

What little children call there penises.

"This girl just saw my twiddledinky, she said it was nice for a 3 year old."

by Sha NiQue September 2, 2011

twidiction

The compulsion to put every minor event or happening in one's life on twitter.

"What are you doing?"
"Tweeting..."
"Again? That's the second time in five minutes.... I think you have a twidiction"

by lifesamountain,notabeach August 18, 2012