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A Tucker 

Someone who is an absolute flaker. Leaves everything to last minute. Doesn't make decisions until its a matter of life and death. Leaves you in endless loops of "no you decide" conversations.
A: "My mate was absolutely being a tucker last night; he wouldn't decide if he should go or not."
B: "Shame he didn't come to the party."
A Tucker by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019
Related Words
Using a comfy blanket to tuck someone tightly into a couch or bed.
What if Dave makes you chicken soup followed by a trademark tuckums?
tuckums by Ned Roberts June 11, 2006

Mother-Tucker Carlson 

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.
That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

The Trevor Tucker

The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.
"I'm never going camping again suzy"

"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
The Trevor Tucker by Nate lowry January 3, 2010

Tucking Fypos 

Fucking typos backwards,used in im conversations when one make typo
NightStalker2K8:hey, usp
airsoft128:usp???
NightStalker2k8:*sup
NightStalker2k8:Tucking Fypos!
Tucking Fypos by gtadude December 7, 2004

tucknuts 

When a male places his genitals back and squeezes his legs together, hiding the genitals and achieving the appearance of having a vagina. A very homosexual act.
Jarred wanted to be a woman so bad he often performed tucknuts to make him feel good about himself.

Tucknuts Jarred made everyone think he was a flaming faggot.
tucknuts by Ken+Andy July 17, 2006